Development techniques

Vitaly vis woman where is her button. Vis Vitalis - Woman. Where is her button? No illusion needed

This is the first part of the trilogy “Woman. Where is her button. "

1. Woman. Where's Her Button (2003) (this volume).

2. Woman. Take and Use (2003).

3. Woman. Submit or Conquer (2008).

You can order and purchase a paper version of this and other books by the author on the official website of Vis Vitalis: www.visvit.ru

The book, written by musician and director Vis Vitalis, is a kind of "masculine" response to the books in the "How to Become a Real Bitch" series.

For men of all ages, for the first time, truthful and cynical information about women is presented here. The book debunks many myths and misconceptions about the fair sex, explains their goals and methods for achieving these goals, describes the peculiar thinking and features of the female view of the world, as well as typically female ways of manipulation.

This book will provide an invaluable service both to young people who are just entering a difficult and full of dangers sex life, and to adult husbands who want to understand why communication with women in our times is associated with large quantity problems.

vk.com/visvitalis

visvit.livejournal.com

reverbnation.com/visvit

visvitalis.bandcamp.com

www.instagram.com/visvit

twitter.com/#!/true_visvit

facebook.com/vis.vitalis.75

www.youtube.com/user/VisVitalisTube

http://omsvv.weebly.com/

... And God created a woman.

The creature came out vicious, but funny.

Statement of fact

Preface to the first edition

You should only talk about a woman with men.

F. Nietzsche

So if you are a woman, you better put the book back and forget about it forever.

What? Won't you? Well, then then don't say that you weren't warned.

And while the world feminist league has not announced a hunt for me, I want to say a few words, namely: I love women, and with mutual love. But ... men are much closer to me, and therefore I fight on their side.

At first I wanted to clarify that the purpose of writing this book was not the desire to give vent to my complexes, to assert myself at the expense of women, to prove anything to myself or to humiliate and insult a woman as such, but then I thought that I do not care what there will be public reaction. Whether this book is good or bad, but if you hold it in your hands, it means that you are interested in it. And, of course, it can be useful or harmful: like any other book. But whether it will harm or benefit - depends only on you.

My task was to write this book, and I coped with it. And now you step into the business - and do your part of the work well. Okay, partner?

If this book makes you angry or disappointed, try to re-read it carefully.

If it turns out to be useful, I will be glad that I managed to cover your back in this endless war of the sexes.

Most likely because of this book, most of the ladies will go into hysterics.

And most men will mentally shake my hand.

But ... There will be those among women who, having read my text, is undoubtedly hooligan and provocative, will simply shrug their shoulders and keep silent, smiling.

It is to them that I dedicate my book.

P.S. I would like to express my special gratitude to Tatiana Apt, without whose insistence, participation and help this book would not have taken place.

Moscow, November 19, 2004

Preface to the second edition

Those reading this book, know:
Reading with impassivity, you will understand everything.
Do not drive yourself in vain:
You will not find a malicious infection here.
And do not expect perfection in it
Special, though not without funny.
I cannot find any other reason
Among the agonizing agony of the century:
More accessible to laughter, and not cry, word,
Then, that laughter is a human property.
F. Rabelais. "Gargantua and Pantagruel"

The first edition of this humble work gathered a decent crop of reviews.

Half of them compared my book to the famous Teen Survival Course by songwriter Danila Dee Snyder, vocalist of Twisted Sister. Of course, I am very flattered by such a comparison, but I want to note that I did not focus on Dee Snyder's book during the work (although, perhaps, in vain).

The first edition of the book had a second subtitle, "Hip-Hop Relationships." As a result, many critics have wondered what this book has to do with hip-hop. Especially for the stupid ... in the sense, for the critics, I explain that I have long been captivated by the intrinsic intransigence of rap, energy, recklessness in judgments, hypertrophied masculinity and a certain frostbite. All this is characteristic of myself, my music and (at least I tried) my book. Although her subtitle might look like "Relationships in the punk style", because punk and rap are, in principle, adequate to each other. But since the essence of the concept of "punk" in the public consciousness has long and irretrievably been distorted, then, in general, I have no choice left.

So, hip-hop in general and rap in particular - at least in the sense in which I understand it - implies the utmost sincerity, the absence of equivalents, the maximum truthfulness and disregard for any conditions and conventions that run counter to the position and beliefs of the author. ... And since in our world, where there is a struggle between cynicism and hypocrisy (in other words, between hip-hop and pop), I am unconditionally on the side of cynicism and hip-hop, this explains the aforementioned subtitle (although in this edition it was removed from for technical reasons, the essence of the book, of course, has not changed from this).

Farther. The first edition of this book was formed in an extremely short time, which is why many issues were covered rather concisely. For those who can read between the lines and draw independent conclusions from what they have read, this is quite enough. The rest of the readers, among whom, of course, the majority of women, remained perplexed, not understanding where the same notorious button, which was so enticingly communicated by the title, was.

Therefore, in the second edition, I decided to deviate a little from the previously chosen compressed presentation system and present information in a more detailed way. I tried to sort things out in more detail, more often to call things by their proper names, and in general I tried to be more specific in general, so that after reading everything it became clear to any blonde (although I'm not sure that this is possible in principle).

I rewrote some things, simplified some things; the history of feminism and reflections on it was almost entirely transferred to the application (by the way, I do not advise you to neglect it, there are many interesting things). To make the text more interesting and varied, I added a number of available examples - well, this is for easier perception (and also to make the book thicker, because thick books are much better sold out).

Some of these stories are more like anecdotes and I have taken directly from the Internet (after all, any anecdote is a kind of parable, sometimes better illustrating a thought than volumes of abstruse reasoning). So in this regard, I want to express my gratitude to the sites "Anecdotes from Russia" (http://www.anekdot.ru and http://ostrie.moskva.com) - all such stories are signed with the names or nicknames of their authors.

And the last thing: in this book you will find not only the answers, but the questions themselves. And in the end you will have to answer these questions that life itself puts before you every day. My work, perhaps, will become for you only some help in this.

However, I do not pretend for anything more.

Well, buckled up?

It remains only to say "Let's go" and ... give up!

Moscow, 2008

Preface to the third edition

... Times are changing much faster than we notice ... and than we would like to.

This book was written practically on a dispute, during one summer month of 2003.

13 years have passed since that moment, but I still receive letters of gratitude from men and women. And although there are also enough critics, but according to the Hamburg account, everything is clear: the book turned out to be both useful and necessary. The cheerful, dashing and provocative text found its readers and admirers, and the uncompromising and by no means simple ideas outlined in it were developed in subsequent books by other authors. My book helped thousands of men find themselves, taught them to navigate in relationships with women and, most importantly, provided a reliable foothold in the inhospitable world of ever-changing times.

I am glad that I created this text, although writing books, and even on this topic, was never included in my plans. However, this happened - and, as it turned out, for the better. Therefore - read, my inquisitive friend, re-read, memorize, study, make notes, give this book to your brother or son, be impartial and independent, stand firm on your feet, remain confident in yourself, and do not be afraid of anything. Times will change more than once, but one thing should remain unchanged: you are a Man, and that means that you are right.

Vis Vitalis
Moscow, 01/26/2016

Introduction

He said "introduction," Beavis! This is great!

Press the button and you will get the result.

Group "Technology"

Teach better than your spiders!

I will take the liberty of asserting that in the field of applied psychology, the majority of fraudsters are not dusty work, and respect is guaranteed with respect.

Almost all works on the topic of applied psychology were written by non-professional psychologists (on the same shelf where you got this volume from, amateurs have created nine books out of ten). Well, if a non-professional begins to bring his hobby to a commercial level, then - one of two things: either he just really loves his job, or ... he cheats.

I draw such a harsh conclusion from the fact that although especially many books have been written on the topic of relations between the sexes, somehow I have not come across truly useful ones among them. More different kinds fraud, common words, ancient ideas, runs and watering. And even then - writing on this topic is easy and simple. Human relations are such a delicate matter that no one really understands anything, but in life anything can happen, so you can burn recklessly: there are many goals, you will get into some. Well, they are firing.

On the topic with the general title "How to cheat a sucker of the opposite sex" everyone writes: women and men - professional psychologists(amateurs are terrible, but professional opuses should be avoided even more carefully) and Internet compilers, leaders of totalitarian sects and half-learned philosophers.

The variety of manuals is homeric: how to get acquainted, how to conquer, how to find a common language, how to keep ... well, and so on. Self-instruction manuals for women look especially touching (you probably know: "How to marry the man of your dreams", "How to get married successfully", "How to become irresistible", etc.).

But it seems that no one has written an intelligible manual for modern men on communicating with modern women.

The modern world (first of all, I'm talking about the urban world in which I live myself and in which you probably live) dictates certain conditions of behavior to us. And me, and you, and the ladies around us as well. We are boiling in one pot, and the rules adopted here and now have an impact on all of us. Women play by these rules especially willingly ... They generally love to play by the rules, provided that these rules are beneficial to them ... But more on that later.

And so I decided to write such a book, after reading which any man would begin to understand by what such rules a modern woman lives, what she wants, what she strives for, where she is moving and what ways and means she chooses for this.

Moreover, everything is quite simple.

In this book, I will not be clever, load you with psychological terms, puff out your cheeks, lead by the nose and hang noodles on your ears. This is of no use to me. I am also an amateur, I am not a professional psychologist, not a bookworm, not a journalist, not an empiricist or a theoretician. Everything that I am going to tell here is taken from, you can believe me, more than a rich experience of coexistence with women, many years of successful communication, beautiful operations, convincing victories and instructive defeats.

However, I must immediately warn you: it is foolish to hope that after reading this work, you will immediately achieve impressive success with women and in the first round you will remove Don Juan and Casanova, taken together. This, alas, is impossible ... yes, however, it is not necessary.

It is much more important to just learn to see the world as it is - without conventions and illusions, to look under the casing, to figure out what are the mechanisms that move women in this world, and where are the strings that you can pull on to manipulate them. Well, and, of course, to find out and understand how and why the ladies manipulate you - and that they are constantly trying to do this, I think, in our time, it is no secret to anyone.

And since women are an important component of this world, by understanding them, you will be able to understand the world in many ways - and therefore, yourself.

I didn’t write this book for money or fame, so you can be sure I’m not cheating. My task is to make your life easier, dispel delusions and help avoid troubles in communicating with women - for sure you have already had enough of them (troubles, not women)), after all, something, and this good, girls always strive to fill us with interest.

So: enough is enough.

This number won't work with you anymore.

Just read it carefully - and, by the way, keep in mind that this is a very cynical book, so hide your rose-colored glasses away in advance so as not to lose your eyesight when they break to smithereens.

Also, don’t take it into your head to show this book to your girlfriend or discuss the topics discussed here with her. If she is not smart enough, and this is most likely, this is actually a secondary sex characteristic in women, then the reaction will be completely predictable. And you will have one more problem, while our task is that you no longer have them.

Keep in mind that I was not trying to create a collection of clear recipes for all occasions. This is impossible in principle. Moreover, the great teachers bequeathed: the main thing is not the method, but the method. That is, life is infinitely diverse, you cannot foresee everything, but if you know the correct approach and are able to think logically, then any situation will become transparent for you, and you will find your own way of solving the problem every time, and the most suitable one.

Therefore, the main task of this book is to teach you to correctly understand women, the strategy and tactics of their behavior and get rid of illusions. I will give you such tools with which you can get out of any situation, if not a winner, then at least not a loser.

Well, and of course, instill confidence in you. After all, self-confidence is perhaps the most important thing that each of us needs.

Obviously, I'm ready to be defamed as a sexist, male chauvinist and misogynist. Well, what can you do - the prophets are always hard).

Well, if you, the reader, wandered into these pages specifically in search of the button mentioned in the title, I have to disappoint you: the title is just a publicity stunt, and if you bought this book, then it worked).

In fact, the woman does not have such a special button inside.

It would be too easy.

I understand that straightforward male thinking presupposes just such a mechanized approach, and you hope to get a universal master key to female psychology in the form of this book: press - and you're done! (At this point, for some reason, I remembered an old barracks joke: it would be good if a woman immediately after sex turned into a big pizza and a package of beer.)

But - no, of course. Not a single sufficiently complex mechanism is controlled with a single button (unless it is an emergency shutdown button), and a woman, despite all its simplicity, is still a rather complicated mechanism. In our case, it can be compared ... well, for example, with a three-row accordion: there are clearly more buttons than one, but not so many that any man could not learn to play the instrument at the very least. Moreover, on any three-row, as on any woman, all the buttons are located the same and when pressed, they give about the same sound.

And in this book we carefully dissect women's thinking in general and its modern features in particular. Figuratively speaking, you can look behind the curtains, examine X-rays, see the secret in the obvious, pull the secret threads and climb with a Kalash snout into the cloth row ... uh ... sorry, cross out the last, this is not from this opera ... Although ... The expression "cloth row" in this context, perhaps not so ridiculous).

I repeat - women are simple, like three-row accordions, and obey the pressing of approximately the same keys.

And how well you can play on them, as I said, depends only on you. I think the girls will be very offended by the term "button", but what can you do, this book is officially announced as a man's. So if you, friend, climbed here out of curiosity, then behave quietly and be glad that you were not kicked out.

I also ask you to take into account that all the generalizations in this book do not claim to be one hundred percent true; when I say "women" I do not mean absolutely all women, when I say "men" I mean all men. I tried not to annoy or simplify, but to remember that Plato is my friend, but the truth is dearer, well, and all that.

In short, brothers, you understand: cabbage soup in the cauldron, loaf on the table, water in the springs, head, I hope, on shoulders ... Comments and wishes - to the email address [email protected], and… ambets preamble!

Part I. Basic data and basic tactical and technical characteristics

Chapter 1. Young Fighter Course

We mature and improve when we comprehend a woman more deeply.

N.V. Gogol

1.1. No illusion needed

There is a lot of unpleasantness in a woman as such.

N. Smirnova

A lot has been written and said about women. And since this question has always worried men, they most often spoke about female nature. Note that women themselves (not numerous among them are writers, philosophers, directors, etc.) on this topic are not particularly extended. And not at all because they want to hide something. They just know perfectly well that the question is not worth a damn. They see the problem from the inside and are aware: women are arranged very simply and even primitively (in fairness, I will say that men, too, are not the pinnacle of design ideas)).

The main problem of the perception of women by men is the overestimation of her qualities. And both good and bad. The range of opinions is wide: from “saints, angelic beings” to “all women - b ...” (by the way, this and that is true, because, in principle, one does not exclude the other).

A man usually attributes to a woman such features that he would like to see in her, but which she usually does not have. That is, due to our inherent straightforward logic, we are trying to understand a woman through the prism of our own nature, endowing the feminine with her well-known qualities. In fact, women are designed in a different way - even physically. They have depressions in place of our bulges, and vice versa.

And so, reasoning in this way, a man either sees in a woman a certain ennobled man; or, realizing that such a perception is not true, he is disappointed and in revenge endows the woman with the most negative qualities that he can think of. At the same time, a certain demonization of the female image occurs, and the unfortunate loser begins to be afraid of the woman, and therefore tries to get rid of this unpleasant feeling in every possible way. This is clearly seen in adolescent and youth informal societies and get-togethers, where a dismissive and derogatory attitude towards a woman is just a way of masking their misunderstanding of the female nature and fears caused by this misunderstanding.

Let me remind you that most of the most cruel sexual maniacs, as psychiatrists found out, bloodthirsty persecuting women, in fact, were simply very afraid of them and banished their own fears with their reprisals, proving their strength to themselves.

All this I say only so that you understand the main thing: almost everything written by men about a woman is a lie, delusion or romantic dreams. A woman is no better and no worse than a man, runs about the "better half of humanity", etc. - this is all garbage.

Women are simply different. There is no need to be afraid of them. Overestimate too. They are arranged in an elementary way, their variability is very low. Scientists have calculated that there are only five or seven female psychotypes (many times more for men), they want about the same thing and achieve what they want in the same ways. And learning to understand women is pretty easy; it is enough just not to imagine too much.

1.2. We and They: What This Book Is About

A woman is like a handbag - you cannot find what you are looking for in it.

Ryszard Doroda

This book, as you might have guessed, is about women.

And in it I will tell you everything about them in such detail, dispassionately and frankly, as no one has ever done before. You will be surprised how elementary and naive they are, how easy and simple it is to deal with them, how funny and cute they are, in fact, in their attempts to be smarter, more cunning, cunning, etc., and also - why do they need it and what pushes them to do so.

You will also learn how difficult it is for them to live in our time. I’m sure you think that it’s just hard for men now and that “the girls are completely morose” - well, this, of course, has its own truth ... But you can't put a real man in a dead end, this is by definition unrealistic. But girls in our time are initially driven into a dead end, although many themselves do not understand this. That is, they have everything they want, they have rights and money, opportunities and prospects, but they still feel that something is going wrong and, as they say in a sad joke, “Christmas tree decorations are not real”. I will show you the world through their eyes as well - you will understand them and, I hope, will begin to treat them a little more forgiving, this is very important in order to avoid problems in your relationship with them.

I will tell you in detail how the dualism of her thinking affects a woman's behavior, how a woman wants to remain the same as everyone else, but at the same time somehow stand out from the crowd. You will find out why women in general are so similar to each other, and why their main quirks practically do not vary and do not depend on nationality, place of residence, age or education. Indeed, throughout the history of the human race described, the female nature has not changed - it is easy to notice in the treasures of folk wisdom, historical documents, works of philosophers and in fiction of all times and peoples.

Such a woman's stability, independent of anything, is explained by the fact that a woman's mental state, behavior and thinking are influenced by the biochemistry of her body. None of us men have such a small chemical factory inside that constantly works in every woman. This factory that cyclically produces various hormones, in fact, makes women women, but in return guarantees their extremely low variability: certain hormones have a definite and always the same effect on them. This is the design of nature. Since men do not have this, we cannot even imagine what it is and how dependent women are on the processes that go on inside each of them.

In this book, I will also talk in detail about the biochemistry of the female body, about how and what they feel, carrying their personal hormonal production, how hormones affect their behavior and how to relate to all this.

Chemistry is chemistry, but, on the other hand, being also determines consciousness. And a woman, as a creature easily adapting to almost any conditions, without much stress obeys the laws and rules adopted in this or that society. If “it’s accepted”, if “everyone does it”, if “it should be so,” a woman will do just that and nothing else. The most zealous keepers of rituals and traditions are women, by nature they are prescribed to be conservatives - well, there, keeping the hearth and all that. In principle, they do an excellent job with this. Until then, until in society distortions of mass consciousness begin to occur, which we now observe in modern white societies on all continents. Then these imbalances are called feminism, the traditional role of the guardian and conservative for women is declared a consequence of their oppression and enslavement, gender roles begin to change, problems arise and grow in relations between the sexes, and the whole civilization comes to a standstill.

In most of the remaining healthy (read, patriarchal) societies, where feminism is not growing as rapidly as here and now, the rules of gender roles are simple, logical and natural for both sexes. In addition, these rules are aimed at restraining the demons lurking in the woman, which are in abundance in each of them. In general, the problems of relations between the sexes in such societies are much less, and they are completely different.

And in this book I will tell you a lot of interesting things about feminism and how, in addition to feminist trends, modern world affects women, how women react to these influences, how their thinking and behavior are changing today ... Well, of course, you will learn how you can benefit from all this knowledge or at least avoid problems).

But let me remind you once again that neither here nor further I say absolutely all women. There are exceptions. Although women are always so similar to each other that small variations could be neglected. But we will not do this - it is good that there are such ladies, and therefore we with all due respect put them outside the brackets.

And for the remaining 99 percent, my book will be a fairly complete reference for you. And although, perhaps, in other places and societies (in rural areas of Russia, in religious enclaves, in societies imbued with the national patriarchal spirit, etc.) women are different, if not in essence, then in everyday manifestation, then I will that you and I are surrounded, everything will be right here.

Because in this book I have described only what I know well, and I will tell you exactly about the type of modern white woman characteristic of our urban civilization. Exclusively.

1.3. MAN AS A CHILD

My heart is fourteen years old ...

B. Grebenshchikov

I’ll tell you for sure (if you don’t believe, ask any of your girlfriends) that women consider you and me big children. This is how, for example, this attitude is reflected in a poem by Irina Snegova:

... You sit down more and more clearly,
Why are you so -
To the churchyard -
Godlessly abandoned
Tragic age
A teenager?

Almost all women, as they grow up between the ages of 14–20, then live with about the same level of everyday “adulthood”. Resistant such organisms. The man, however, is incomprehensible to them for his enthusiasm and impulsiveness. But basically, women's confidence that we are children is based on the following male characteristics.

Men are spontaneous and can maintain freshness of perception and the ability to wonder throughout their lives.

Almost all men, until old age, are able to get carried away with something and devote themselves to such things that a woman is not able to perceive other than self-indulgence. A man's hobbies are infinitely varied and can be anything: rock and roll, writing, street racing, scuba diving, go-karting, kiting, rock climbing, DJing, collecting, inventing, political activity, etc., etc. Yes, even notorious cutting with a jigsaw. A man who is keen on his work will spend all his time on him, will not regret any expenses, will deny himself food and sleep, but will not betray his business - a man is not a man without his work, if you understand what I mean.

A woman, on the other hand, regards everything that has nothing to do with her, her beloved, family or, in extreme cases, health as a waste of time, fooling around and a wasted hobby. “Whatever the child is amusing himself with, as long as he is not hung up,” the woman sighs, not understanding why a man can devote so much energy, time and feelings to things that are completely unnecessary and incomprehensible to her.

Even as a student, Andrei got carried away with bookbinding - he studied old techniques, ordered an oak edging press with a tongue for a tapestry, knives for grinding leather, stamps, font-cash registers and other useful things, added foil, leather, wax, mica paper, cypress and beech planks, I learned to weave silk captal myself and make overhead clasps ...

P. Krusanov "Bom-Bom"

A man who is carried away, "burning", forgets about everything for the sake of his cause, and in fact often behaves like a child, and a woman can only wonder why he "does not grow up" for so long.

The explanation is simple. Usually girls very early find for themselves the most interesting hobby in life: their own appearance plus romantic and family relationships - and devote the rest of their lives to this.

A family guest talks to an eight-year-old girl.

- What do you want to become when you grow up?

“I don’t know,” she replies.

- Well, why are you, already such an adult girl, and you still don't know what you will do in life?

“Don’t worry, I’ll finish school, then I’ll go to college, and there, once or twice, and I’m pregnant!”

Ostriye website. RU

A woman, as a rule, is close only to what is close to her. That is, all these women's things are always in the foreground for them, all the rest of the diversity of the world passes rather in the background and is suitable only for the role of short-term hobbies, and some forms of male occupation are completely incomprehensible to a woman. Most women look at life as if through an embrasure, not realizing that beyond this degree of view lie huge areas not explored by her.

A man appearing within the studied area gives the woman a variety of information about the world and places that lie outside the space that she is observing. But the woman does not understand this. Yes, by the way, she, even understanding, does not feel any interest - after all, the investigated area is quite enough for her: romantic relationships, her own appearance, everyday issues, etc.

In the fourth year, we were taught psychology.

Faculty of the second higher education... Students are quite conscientious healthy uncles. 30-40 years old.

The teacher, a diminutive young girl who looks like a dandelion, in love with her subject and herself, chirps something cheerfully.

Vis Vitalis

Woman: where is her button?

The Urban Cynic's Handbook: Get pleasure from women, not problems.

... And God created a woman.

The creature came out vicious, but funny.

Statement of fact

FOREWORD TO THE FIRST EDITION

You should only talk about a woman with men.

So if you are a woman, you better put the book back and forget about it forever.

What? Won't you? Well, then then don't say that you weren't warned.

My task was to write this book, and I coped with it. And now you step into the business - and do your part of the work well. Okay, partner?

If this book makes you angry or disappointed, try to re-read it carefully.

If it turns out to be useful, I will be glad that I managed to cover your back in this endless war of the sexes.

Most likely because of this book, most of the ladies will go into hysterics.

And most men will mentally shake my hand.

But ... There will be those among women who, having read my text, is undoubtedly hooligan and provocative, will simply shrug their shoulders and keep silent, smiling.

It is to them that I dedicate my book.

P.S. I would like to express my special gratitude to Tatiana Apt, without whose insistence, participation and help this book would not have taken place.

FOREWORD TO THE SECOND EDITION

Those reading this book, know:

Reading with impassivity, you will understand everything.

Do not drive yourself in vain:

You will not find a malicious infection here.

And do not expect perfection in it

Special, though not without funny.

I cannot find any other reason

Among the agonizing agony of the century:

More accessible to laughter, and not cry, word,

Then, that laughter is a human property.

F. Rabelais. "Gargantua and Pantagruel"

The first edition of this humble work gathered a decent crop of reviews.

However, I do not pretend for anything more.

Well, buckled up?

It remains only to say "Let's go" and ... give up!

Moscow, 2008

INTRODUCTION

He said "introduction," Beavis! This is great!

In the music segment of show business, there is such a thing as "second album syndrome". This is when a new group "shoots" their record to platinum status, collects all possible bonuses, makes good money, has all the fans available and rests on its laurels for a while. However, as time goes on, star status begins to need reinforcement. This is where the aforementioned syndrome arises: what if it doesn't work out like the first time, but what if it turns out worse, and the project will be buried with all its shaky glory?

I experienced something like this syndrome when I started working on this book. After all, everything I could set out on the topic of M and F relations, I have already done, leaving nothing in reserve, in my first two books ("Woman: where is her button" and "Woman: take and use"). The books turned out to be strong and rightfully became bestsellers, but why write further?

However, on reflection, I realized that in this topic there are still places where no man's foot has gone. There is also something to tell the boys. The third book may become such that it does not need to be compared with the first two on the basis of the criterion "better - worse." This one can be completely different from the first ones, but no less impudent, groovy and, most importantly, necessary.

And how I did it, you judge ...

Vis Vitalis

Moscow, October 2008

A man is a hunter who easily falls into all the traps of a woman.

As a renowned humanist, I must warn the reader that reading this book can be dangerous. Fine-feeling and not very stable natures, after reading my text, may develop paranoia. In fact, I would generally allow this book to be issued, like a firearm, only after presenting a certificate from a doctor about complete mental health and the absence of various addictions.

Nietzsche characterized the woman as “a little dressed up lie,” and this is true. The woman is made up of manipulation. Some of them are carried out consciously, most of them are not. But, one way or another, a woman is constantly trying to manipulate a man. This is in her genes as a result of a long evolutionary process.

After reading this book, having learned to see these manipulations, you will be amazed at how many and how widely they are used by women. In the end, you may even be afraid or hate women for their (frankly, sometimes rather vile) behavior.

But don't. Let's say paranoia a firm no. It is still impossible to correct a woman. Yes, this is not necessary ... Therefore, just enrich yourself with knowledge, do not fool your head, do not get angry and get only pleasure from communicating with women!

Manipulation: theory

Welcome to the show

We women love sincere men who say about us what we think about ourselves.

Dorothy Parker

Women, like the dead, love to be told about them only "good or nothing." My previous books have become weighty cobblestones thrown into this swamp of feminine pathos and narcissism. Of course, after this broad gesture, I was subjected to the most, so to speak, picky criticism. The girls did not like it when what they used to hide was called by their own names. I was accused of misogyny and chauvinism, made assumptions about my mental health and (for some reason) sexual orientation, insulted, provoked and even pitied.

Thank you, dear ladies, all this was good for me. The bulk of your letters confirmed my conclusions, which only added to my confidence. Not to mention the fact that I finally understood: gender fascism really won unconditionally. The bulk of modern women really consider themselves a superior race, believing a man to be the simplest unicellular, untermensch and hybrid of a vibrator and an ATM. That this kind of thinking is now extremely common is a sad and indisputable fact, as well as the fact that women adhere to a policy of double standards that is fashionable in our time and allow themselves to say and do what even in thoughts they will not allow you and me, brother.

Most men, however, do not see such an attitude towards themselves. Go to any bookstore and see which books are more in demand by women in the field of relationship psychology. You will not see manuals there on topics such as How to Become a Good Wife, Relationships without Conflicts, and Loving and Understanding a Man. Well, in short, some positive progress. On the other hand, such opuses are presented in abundance as "50 ways to manipulate a man", "Secrets of training men" (the cover shows a kneeling man and a woman with a whip), "How to make a man do whatever you want", "Drive a man like a car "," Man: selection and exploitation ", etc. This is not to mention the multivolume" Library of Bitch ", where the word" bitch "is written with a capital letter.

All these books (the titles are slightly changed so as not to promote this waste paper) are more or less similar in style and set of techniques.

All of them are based on the idea of the unconditional superiority of a woman and a disdainful attitude towards a man (for example, in one opus they call us nothing more than a “two-legged animal”, “a trained pet” or simply “a pet”).

All of them are designed to teach the reader to one degree or another dirty tricks of manipulation in order to turn her into a puppeteer, and you, my friend, into an obedient doll.

Many women (in fairness, I will clarify that after all, not all) take this information with interest and use it in their own interests. They take it for granted and are confident that men, in full compliance with the policy of double standards, should not be given any opportunity to resist this onslaught.

... many men believe that "being upskirt" is an extreme degree of humiliation. Alas, you are mistaken, our precious ones! If you are allowed under the skirt, you are unexpectedly lucky. This is the highest male happiness! And we are certainly glad that some of you have already begun to understand this.

J. Golubitskaya, "Man as an Object"

Like this. Some of us have even begun to understand this. Let us honor their memory with a minute of silence: although they still remain in the world of people, they have already left the world of men.

So, it is clear that the modern woman has long considered a man as an object for control, manipulation and training. The modern man, as usual, shows an inexplicable good-naturedness and does not pay special attention to it, becoming more and more vulnerable under the onslaught of theoretically savvy bitches. It would seem that here they are, maps of enemy headquarters - in the public domain, in any bookstore! Read these women's manuals, draw conclusions and do not let yourself be cheated, because you are a man, you simply have to be smart and independent! But ... in bookstores, boys usually don't go beyond science fiction and computer literature departments, so they don't even suspect the scale of the subversive work that is openly being conducted against them.

But - calmly.

After all, I'm on your side.

Knowledge can only be contrasted with knowledge.

A woman who wants to be your puppeteer deserves to become a doll herself.

Well, future Master of puppets, are you ready? ..

Then welcome to the show!

What is this book about

Every woman should remember that a man is looking for a companion of his life, and not her mistress.

Vis Vitalis

Woman: where is her button?

The Urban Cynic's Handbook: Get pleasure from women, not problems.

... And God created a woman.

The creature came out vicious, but funny.

Statement of fact

FOREWORD TO THE FIRST EDITION

You should only talk about a woman with men.

So if you are a woman, you better put the book back and forget about it forever.

What? Won't you? Well, then then don't say that you weren't warned.

My task was to write this book, and I coped with it. And now you step into the business - and do your part of the work well. Okay, partner?

If this book makes you angry or disappointed, try to re-read it carefully.

If it turns out to be useful, I will be glad that I managed to cover your back in this endless war of the sexes.

Most likely because of this book, most of the ladies will go into hysterics.

And most men will mentally shake my hand.

But ... There will be those among women who, having read my text, is undoubtedly hooligan and provocative, will simply shrug their shoulders and keep silent, smiling.

It is to them that I dedicate my book.

P.S. I would like to express my special gratitude to Tatiana Apt, without whose insistence, participation and help this book would not have taken place.

FOREWORD TO THE SECOND EDITION

Those reading this book, know:

Reading with impassivity, you will understand everything.

Do not drive yourself in vain:

You will not find a malicious infection here.

And do not expect perfection in it

Special, though not without funny.

I cannot find any other reason

Among the agonizing agony of the century:

More accessible to laughter, and not cry, word,

Then, that laughter is a human property.

F. Rabelais. "Gargantua and Pantagruel"

The first edition of this humble work gathered a decent crop of reviews.

However, I do not pretend for anything more.

Well, buckled up?

It remains only to say "Let's go" and ... give up!

Moscow, 2008

INTRODUCTION

He said "introduction," Beavis! This is great!

Press the button and you will get the result.

Group "Technology"

Teach better than your spiders!

Pinocchio

I will take the liberty of asserting that in the field of applied psychology, the majority of fraudsters are not dusty work, and respect is guaranteed with respect.

I draw such a harsh conclusion from the fact that although especially many books have been written on the topic of relations between the sexes, somehow I have not come across truly useful ones among them. More and more various kinds of fraud, common words, ancient ideas, runs and watering. And even then - writing on this topic is easy and simple. Human relations are such a delicate matter that no one really understands anything, but in life anything can happen, so you can burn recklessly: there are many goals, you will get into some. Well, they are firing.

Everybody writes on the topic with the general title "How to cheat a sucker of the opposite sex": women and men are professional psychologists (amateurs are terrible, but professional opuses should be avoided even more carefully) and Internet compilers, leaders of totalitarian sects and undereducated philosophers.

But it seems that no one has written an intelligible manual for modern men on communicating with modern women.

(estimates: 1 , the average: 4,00 out of 5)

Title: Woman. Where is her button?

About the book “Woman. Where is her button? " Vis Vitalis

Vis Vitalis is a famous musician who has released 9 albums of different musical styles. At the same time, he is a director documentaries and the author of a trilogy about women. His books caused a public outcry, they were very unusual. Many women considered his work an insult, but men were delighted with them. For them, they have become a real revelation, from which they draw clever thoughts and ideas. Most note that the author's books helped them to better understand female psychology and now they are much less likely to get into unpleasant situations. The first work of the writer “Woman. Where is her button? " became a bestseller in the blink of an eye and a kind of response to the publication "How to Become a Real Bitch." In his book, the author reveals many secrets that help in communicating with beautiful ladies.

Vis Vitalis in her work “Woman. Where is her button? " cynically enough told the truth about women. He debunked many myths and misconceptions about them. A huge plus of the book is that the writer is trying to understand the psychology of the fair sex. In it, he tries to understand their goals, actions, methods of manipulation. Thanks to the systematic work of the author, it will be possible to avoid the many traps that the ladies set. Men will later be able to manipulate women too. If you use the advice set out in Vis Vitalis's book “Woman. Where is her button? ”, You can avoid a number of unpleasant situations and build a successful relationship. Many men think that a woman boss is a real tyrant. But if you use the tricks described in the work, then you can easily turn evil into good and skillfully communicate with the boss.

The book will be useful, both for young guys who are just beginning to get acquainted with the fair sex, but also for adult men, whom the ladies have repeatedly puzzled or embarrassed about. Thanks to the advice of the author, they will be able to tame and manipulate any woman. At the same time, she will not know about it and will use her tricks much less often.

Vis Vitalis in the book “Woman. Where is her button? " approached the ladies with deep irony. Many women may not like this job as they recognize themselves in it. You can treat this work in different ways, but it is worth reading it.

On our site about books, you can download the site for free without registration or read online book"Female. Where is her button? " Vis Vitalis in epub, fb2, txt, rtf, pdf formats for iPad, iPhone, Android and Kindle. The book will give you a lot of pleasant moments and real pleasure from reading. You can buy the full version from our partner. Also, here you will find the latest news from the literary world, find out the biography of your favorite authors. For aspiring writers, there is a separate section with useful tips and recommendations, interesting articles, thanks to which you yourself can try your hand at literary skill.

Quotes from the book “Woman. Where is her button? " Vis Vitalis

Any man can become a normal person.

You can immediately consider for the future: the less a woman is obsessed with a complex of her own appearance, the more intelligent, balanced, tolerant and reliable she is.

All this I say only so that you understand the main thing: almost everything written by men about a woman is a lie, delusion or romantic dreams. A woman is no better and no worse than a man, runs about the "better half of humanity" and so on are all bullshit.

Nothing makes a woman so happy or a better compliment for her than saying that she:
a) better than all other women;
b) unique and unlike anyone else.
Use this to win over the woman to you.

Women are simply different. There is no need to be afraid of them. Overestimate too. They are arranged in an elementary way, their variability is very low. Scientists have calculated that there are only five or seven female psychotypes (many times more for men), they want about the same thing and achieve what they want in the same ways.

Girls begin to take an interest in questions of love from 12-13 years old, "spinning novels" with older boys, consulting on emerging problems with sisters, mothers, girlfriends, gradually gaining practical experience.
So by the time that amorous affairs are already beginning to interest their peers, boys, the latter are faced with a well-prepared adversary who knows the area perfectly, well-armed, who has an idea of the strategy and tactics of battle and is determined to win at any cost.

Most girls will not at all seem shameful to eavesdrop, spy on, read other people's letters, hide the truth and openly lie, hold or distort any information in their interests, tattle, gossip, slander, arrange all sorts of dirty tricks, hypocrisy, buzzing, and so on. And most girls do all this, do it with pleasure, without worrying about any moral imperatives.
Do you catch the chip?

This is clearly seen in adolescent and youth informal societies and get-togethers, where a dismissive and derogatory attitude towards a woman is just a way of masking their misunderstanding of the female nature and fears caused by this misunderstanding.

It is well known: a woman does not remember at all what you DID for her, but quite the opposite - what you DIDN'T do for her.